Watching TV with
        Galileo 
         Besides the Teen Titans
        on Saturday morning and the occasional episode of Zoom, my five-year-old son,
        Galileo, doesnt watch TV. This relative lack of television viewing has left him
        ready to watch anything Im willing to let him watch, so I had a captive audience
        when I got the first of a nine-disc set of Leonard Bernstein and the New York
        Philharmonics Concerts for Young People from Netflix. This wasnt the
        first time Galileo and I have enjoyed Bernstein & Co.: weve had the three-LP set
        of a childrens introduction to the orchestra since he was born (my wife has owned
        the set since childhood; like her, its still in great shape), and last year Galileo
        was often in the room while I listened to Leonard Bernstein: An American Life, an
        NPR documentary series about Bernstein. (The documentary, which I found highly enjoyable,
        is available as an 11-CD set from www.zbs.org.)
        When I suggested we watch one of these concerts, my son told me he wanted to watch some of
        the Fleisher Superman cartoons or some Looney Tunes that we recently got on
        DVD, so we struck a deal: one childrens concert, then some cartoons. 
        The first episode of Bernsteins Concerts for Young
        People, "What Music Means," originally aired on CBS in 1958. The first thing
        youll notice is that television production has come a long way. The show is black
        and white, of course, the print is pretty cruddy and soft, and, in order to get more of
        the orchestra in the picture, they used a fisheye lens that creates a distractingly
        odd-looking image. All of the children are in jackets and ties or dresses, and the
        television director has no compunction about showing some children falling asleep during
        the show. The sound and video are mediocre. 
        But the show is fantastic. Bernsteins message
        throughout his lecture and performance is that, literally, music does not mean anything
        other than the sounds that it is composed of and the related emotional reactions we have.
        The least important part of the musics meaning is any story that the composer or
        listener might overlay on the sound. Music can be used to tell stories, or can be given
        specific titles to invoke places or things, but the music as music does not
        necessarily relate to those places or things. Each of our individual responses to a piece
        of music is as good as anyone elses. This is a sophisticated message for young
        children, but, using an example that involves Superman, Bernstein makes his points clearly
        and persuasively. 
        We watched this hour-long show intently for about 30
        minutes, after which Galileo went upstairs. I thought the show might have bored him, but
        in fact hed left only to return to our home theater with two tambourines, a
        recorder, an accordion, and a triangle so that we could play along with the orchestra.
        Im sure Richard Strauss never wrote an accordion part for Don Quixote, but
        Galileos improvisation sure sounded good. So good, in fact, that we forgot about the
        cartoons altogether and just kept playing music. We even watched the second concert on the
        disc, which features American music. Geek that I am, I was excited when, near the end of
        the concert, Bernstein announces a special guest, Aaron Copland, who concludes the show by
        conducting some of his own music. 
        As Galileo and I accompanied the New York Philharmonic on
        recorder and accordion, I began to think that, no matter how informative and captivating
        Bernsteins shows are, they would never again have a large audience. My sons
        friends expect their TV shows to have color, fast movement, and marketing ties to
        inexplicable card games. Theyd never sit still for a black-and-white concert and
        lecture -- Im not even sure some of their parents could sit still for these shows.
        Id love to see a new series of childrens concerts broadcast on over-the-air
        television with a conductor and orchestra who would revisit these same themes and
        introduce young kids to music. 
        Im sure that many orchestras around the country host
        childrens concerts, but that isnt the same as the wide audience they could get
        on television. A quick check of local orchestras showed that Wynton Marsalis will host a
        childrens concert with the Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra soon, but the tickets are
        $30 each. So, while the children of music lovers or the well-heeled will enjoy the show,
        most kids in need of exposure to music will not be helped. 
        Television is, I think, the only way to bring
        "serious" music -- by which I mean not American Idol and its offspring --
        to a mass audience. Leonard Bernstein was no ordinary conductor; any successful new series
        would need to find another charismatic figure who could really speak to children. If done
        right, it could be just as successful as Idol and its imitators, but I doubt that
        even PBS would nowadays undertake such a series. 
        This week my son was home sick, and I found myself watching
        Zoom with him. We dont watch it regularly, but in this episode they used LPs
        in a science experiment involving static electricity. One of the Zoom kids said
        something like, "These are records. If youve never seen one, ask your parents
        about them. They might remember them from before CDs. You probably have some in your
        basement or you can find them at yard sales." This Zoom project didnt
        destroy the records the way other craft projects do (such as making a bowl by softening a
        record in the oven), but it illustrated how LPs continue to get little respect and are
        treated as an obsolete technology. This month we review an entry-level turntable package
        from Thorens that could ensure that your kids wont have to wonder what records are
        for. One thing the kids on Zoom had right is that records are cheap; anyone without
        a turntable is missing out on a great deal of inexpensive music that can sound as good as,
        and often better than, those newfangled CDs . . . or SACDs . . . or DVDs. 
        
Eric D. Hetherington 
         
        
        
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